Emily Medley

Articles tagged with: birthday card

Needy Pig

Needy Pig

I'm half way through completing a range of cards called Needy Pig. Based on people I have met, who no matter what you say, they like to trump it with their woes / needs. So, for example: You're ill. You are actually ill. But no, they are suddenly more ill. It's your birthday, but it's all about them…. These people are deeply annoying, so making them funny is my way of coping….

Needy pig birthday
See, all about NP

In the land of Needy Pigs, Looking your best is a priority….

Needy pig, valentine
This one is more straight forward

In the land of Needy Pigs, Valentine's Day is one of the most popular day of the year...

Needy Pig
Needy Pig is weird

In the land of Needy Pigs, a large well attended birthday party is essential

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It's still all about Needy Pig...

Blue Barfoone - Garden Night Creature

Blue Barfoone - Garden Night Creature

.....doesn't actually exist which makes it difficult to explain why you can usually see one every Wednesday night, at 2.39am, tirelessly weeding your garden. Barfoones are oversensitive and self conscious creatures and should be approached with extreme caution. If startled or frightened in any way they will emit a barrage of terrifying attack balloons form their enormous mouths. If you ever see a balloon in the night sky you know that there is a panicking Blue Barfoone not too far away. You have been warned.

Brown Bufoone - Garden Night Creature

Brown Bufoone - Garden Night Creature

A bizarre mix of brown bear, red deer, bad dress sense and poor dental hygiene mean the Bufoone has to try harder to make friends that the average garden creature. Well-read, cultured, fluent in 245 languages and an excellent stand up comedian, the Bufoone is easy to know and a likeable companion. There is no end to his talents, which can become tiresome but his excellent baking skills mean his constant showing off can be overlooked if you like cake. Don't, under any circumstances, tie a green balloon and a blue balloon to his left antler as this  is the Bufoone equivalent of an engagement ring and breaking it off will be upsetting. You don't want to end up married to a Bufoone, trust me. 

Comments

Pete

Pete

30. January, 2018 |

This is great - I love these dog stars cards

PManCat

PManCat

01. August, 2014 |

We're getting a cocker spaniel tomorrow that we are going to call Jarvis :-)

Antony Medley

Antony Medley

17. January, 2012 |

I'll grow one if you get rid of yours first.

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