So Tone and I had this idea for a range of zombie cards, just doing small talk…pointless and very silly. These are the first few. They need a bit of tweaking I think….

I'm half way through completing a range of cards called Needy Pig. Based on people I have met, who no matter what you say, they like to trump it with their woes / needs. So, for example: You're ill. You are actually ill. But no, they are suddenly more ill. It's your birthday, but it's all about them…. These people are deeply annoying, so making them funny is my way of coping….

In the land of Needy Pigs, Looking your best is a priority….

In the land of Needy Pigs, Valentine's Day is one of the most popular day of the year...

In the land of Needy Pigs, a large well attended birthday party is essential

Paperchase have asked me to do some Valentine card ideas so as they have already stocked the Dog Stars range, I have done some Valentine themed ones… I'm pleased with them. They are cute and funny I think...

.....doesn't actually exist which makes it difficult to explain why you can usually see one every Wednesday night, at 2.39am, tirelessly weeding your garden. Barfoones are oversensitive and self conscious creatures and should be approached with extreme caution. If startled or frightened in any way they will emit a barrage of terrifying attack balloons form their enormous mouths. If you ever see a balloon in the night sky you know that there is a panicking Blue Barfoone not too far away. You have been warned.