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    Brown Bufoone - Garden Night Creature

    Brown Bufoone - Garden Night Creature

    A bizarre mix of brown bear, red deer, bad dress sense and poor dental hygiene mean the Bufoone has to try harder to make friends that the average garden creature. Well-read, cultured, fluent in 245 languages and an excellent stand up comedian, the Bufoone is easy to know and a likeable companion. There is no end to his talents, which can become tiresome but his excellent baking skills mean his constant showing off can be overlooked if you like cake. Don't, under any circumstances, tie a green balloon and a blue balloon to his left antler as this  is the Bufoone equivalent of an engagement ring and breaking it off will be upsetting. You don't want to end up married to a Bufoone, trust me. 

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    Pete

    Pete

    30. January, 2018 |

    This is great - I love these dog stars cards

    PManCat

    PManCat

    01. August, 2014 |

    We're getting a cocker spaniel tomorrow that we are going to call Jarvis :-)

    Antony Medley

    Antony Medley

    17. January, 2012 |

    I'll grow one if you get rid of yours first.

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