I guess I should do the one about wanting to be a dog next
Iggy Pup is well known for pushing the boundaries of stage performance including in his act such tricks as ‘Jumping Through a Hoop’,‘ Bring Your Slippers’ and ‘Play Dead’. He enjoyed a massive hit with his catchy tune about wanting to be a dog, which touched a nerve with young pups everywhere. Sadly he is also massively addicted to Dog Treats for Healthy Joints.
I'm starting with the dog in the mirror
Michael Dachshund was the biggest dog star of the 80’s and one of the most successful recording dogs of all time. His hits ‘Collie Jean’, ’Dog in the Mirror’ and ‘Blame it on the Doggie’ propelled him to international canine stardom. As his career declined attention focused on his increasingly eccentric behaviour; sleeping in a hyperbaric kennel, going for walkies backwards and barking angrily at inanimate objects. You can buy MD from my Etsy shop, or from November, it will be in Paperchase... Currently working on some Christmas versions.